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samantha jayn
@FakeTalesOfSam
@VictoriaOwsnett Me me me! Can you send one to NZ please?
25 Sep 19
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scampi wen π
@FakeTalesOfSam
ur mcm says to girls βoh god... ur not one of those feminists are u β
Retweet of status by @jamaicancrab
07 Nov 17
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spooky wen π
@FakeTalesOfSam
I MET SHARON NEEDLES and I groped Willam
19 Oct 17
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samy wen
@FakeTalesOfSam
Missing @theyardcoventry and my favourite friend come back so we can partyyyy pic.twitter.com/Azghi9HHNA
25 Sep 17
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Sam
@FakeTalesOfSam
I'm going to work tomorrow for 12 hours when all I want to do is binge Sherlock with @lee_jonny
15 Sep 17
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Sam
@FakeTalesOfSam
It was oddly satisfying to see people's parents at graduation. The nosey life chose me
14 Jul 17
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Sam
@FakeTalesOfSam
@hamilton_1219 It does, but it's also strange! I keep going to say "I'm a student" but like... I'm not anymore
13 Jul 17
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Sam
@FakeTalesOfSam
I graduated with a First Class Honours degree in Journalism yesterday pic.twitter.com/uefwrgvfXD
13 Jul 17
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Sam
@FakeTalesOfSam
I handed my assignment in, Riverdale is back AND we're getting Dominos
31 Mar 17
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Sam
@FakeTalesOfSam
As if Scholars doesn't sell big bottles of Lambrini anymore what the fuck am I meant to drink/spill on myself/stick to the floor with?
09 Mar 17
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Sam
@FakeTalesOfSam
So I just interviewed last year's winner of MasterChef, Jane Devonshire. Fangirling here!
10 Feb 17
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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