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Stormwreck
@Famed_Goth
If I'm your side nigga, and you and ya boyfriend break up, then we done too, I don't want no promotion call me when you got a man
Retweet of status by @Blvck_Maggot
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Stormwreck
@Famed_Goth
"Anyone can act.
Anyone can rap.
Anyone can be a photographer.
Anyone can paint
Anyone can write a book"
-says a person doing NOTHING
Anyone can rap.
Anyone can be a photographer.
Anyone can paint
Anyone can write a book"
-says a person doing NOTHING
Retweet of status by @ThickLeeyonce
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Stormwreck
@Famed_Goth
Guys! I'm not doing again. Stop Retweeting me now. My battery!
Retweet of status by @TheUnlooker
Stormwreck
@Famed_Goth
**packs moral upbringing and goes to wedding**
**Efejoku comes up, maintains**
**shoki comes up**
**looses moral upbringing**
**Efejoku comes up, maintains**
**shoki comes up**
**looses moral upbringing**
Retweet of status by @shaatuu_labo
Stormwreck
@Famed_Goth
I WISH YOU AND YOURS A MERRY AND JOYOUS CHRISTMAS, GOD BLESS US ALL
Retweet of status by @Sisi_Shalewa
Stormwreck
@Famed_Goth
But wait though... It's 'Wife' oh not 'Slave'... For all you men that think submissive means to do all you command..
Stormwreck
@Famed_Goth
Ladies always say the bigger the better when it comes to Penis... Until you start holding your tummy 2 minutes after penetration.
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Stormwreck
@Famed_Goth
Ladies, never leave your drink exposed for a second at social gatherings. There are depraved bastards everywhere.
Retweet of status by @BigMarkYo
Stormwreck
@Famed_Goth
The iPhone now makes everyone look better in pictures.... Except me of course, seeing as I don't use an iPhone.
Stormwreck
@Famed_Goth
Any compliment you ladies receive is an attempt by any guy to get into your pants..
'General thought pattern for females nowadays'
'General thought pattern for females nowadays'
Stormwreck
@Famed_Goth
When you hit snooze for 5 more mins & wake up two hours later
Retweet of status by @KingRelloOMG
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
