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Robert Knop
@FatherWithTwins
@HMeloWriter = Regular Love
🤍 = Old people love
= Goth love
= In love with a Smurf
🤎= Dog nose
= Hulk lo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
🤍 = Old people love
= Goth love
= In love with a Smurf
🤎= Dog nose
= Hulk lo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Robert Knop
@FatherWithTwins
@6to12elbow @dadmann_walking @perlhack I’ve pretty much done this already
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Robert Knop
@FatherWithTwins
Robert Knop
@FatherWithTwins
My clothes Halloween Candy
after work on November 1st
… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
after work on November 1st
… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @adamgreattweet
Robert Knop
@FatherWithTwins
my 4yo just slapped my ass and said “mama your butt cheeks are so wobbly”
i'll be over here processing that for a while
i'll be over here processing that for a while
Retweet of status by @LizerReal
Robert Knop
@FatherWithTwins
This video of my friend’s daughter on Christmas morning is worth the 8 seconds of your life. pic.twitter.com/YkggAFcPSQ
Robert Knop
@FatherWithTwins
Steve Carell plays a slightly stressed out Santa in @Xfinity's Holiday ad
pic.twitter.com/aKa1SEffZC
pic.twitter.com/aKa1SEffZC
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Robert Knop
@FatherWithTwins
Husband: you know, dorm means sleep in French
6yo: I’m about to fall a-dorm listening to you
She’s my favorite child now
6yo: I’m about to fall a-dorm listening to you
She’s my favorite child now
Retweet of status by @LizerReal
Robert Knop
@FatherWithTwins
We don’t deserve them.. pic.twitter.com/MbRHUuTl52
Retweet of status by @buitengebieden_
Robert Knop
@FatherWithTwins
Them: Why are they called Otter Pops?
Me, an intellectual: Because they’re otter-ly delicious
Plz don’t unfollow me
Me, an intellectual: Because they’re otter-ly delicious
Plz don’t unfollow me
Retweet of status by @JessCarpWrites
Robert Knop
@FatherWithTwins
Wilma loves watching Benji pic.twitter.com/06esQYsTMv
Retweet of status by @Sheginger
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
