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Lucretia
@FleurPorter
@georgeeadamss I'll find one don't worry. Or I'll make one up, I have a good imagination
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Lucretia
@FleurPorter
Anyone with a heart shaped face be willing to lend my friend ID tonight?? She will pay you!
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Lucretia
@FleurPorter
Just saw an old man on a mobility scooter wearing a rain poncho. His license plate said 'dangerous' #crying
Lucretia
@FleurPorter
Cyndi Lauper
Lucretia
@FleurPorter
@bethwoodford hope you haven't died at work or gotten fired for being too hungover/grumpy
Lucretia
@FleurPorter
When you know an indirect tweet is about you. Oh.
FleurPorter
@FleurPorter
It's very rare that I don't have the poo emoji in my most used emojis
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
