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On a date...
When she uses the bathroom, text her "nice booty"
When she uses the bathroom, text her "nice booty"
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The more emojis from her
The more she's attracted
The more she's attracted
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If a barista or store assistant asks what would you like
"Happiness and love, but let's start with your phone number"
"Happiness and love, but let's start with your phone number"
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On a date
While walking together, slow down for a second. When she asks why you stopped, you say "I wanted to check out your legs"
While walking together, slow down for a second. When she asks why you stopped, you say "I wanted to check out your legs"
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Physical flirt game
Arm wrestle her and let her use two hands
Arm wrestle her and let her use two hands
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When she does something nice
"A thousand roses and a truck load of chocolates are headed your way"
"A thousand roses and a truck load of chocolates are headed your way"
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Shake her hand and wince
Tell her "You have man strength"
Tell her "You have man strength"
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She comments on your shirt
"Undressing me with your eyes. I like it"
"Undressing me with your eyes. I like it"
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"I think I like you.. I'm going to go puke in the bathroom"
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After you make eye contact and she smiles
Jog over and say "Look at you checking me out"
Jog over and say "Look at you checking me out"
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She says something controversial..
"We're getting a divorce"
"We're getting a divorce"
...but wait! There's more!
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