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🦖crêpe🦕 M.S.
@FollowingLili
My whole mood deflated like Russel’s tire
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🦖crêpe🦕 M.S.
@FollowingLili
Manifesting a pho or ramen date in this weather
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🦖crêpe🦕
@FollowingLili
THIS JUST IN
Me: hey I’m gonna go grab lunch. Did you want something?
Coworker: “why didn’t you cook?”
Because fuck you
Me: hey I’m gonna go grab lunch. Did you want something?
Coworker: “why didn’t you cook?”
Because fuck you
🦖crêpe🦕
@FollowingLili
tbt. 25+ years ago. me () & my mom’s car. someone tried to peel off her “keep abortion safe and legal” bumper stic… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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@FollowingLili
I’ve mentally checked out and I still have this paper to write
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@FollowingLili
This dog loves water and shoots into it like a rocket every time. pic.twitter.com/MRPN0OqTiQ
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@FollowingLili
@AlexisBrehaut you list 4 ethnicities in your profile but you "don't get" differing cultures & customs outside of america ???
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@FollowingLili
To live in a place like this would be a dream come true twitter.com/archpics/statu…
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@FollowingLili
I WOULD LOSE WEIGHT BUT A BITCH DOESN’T LIKE LOSING
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@FollowingLili
I feel like I’ve been home for like 5 minutes and I’m already tired of my family, and called my sister a stupid bitch
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@FollowingLili
Coming down the stairs Christmas morning!! pic.twitter.com/4dYVONrsy5
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
