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@Fools_R_US
Middle fingers up, tell em boy bye pic.twitter.com/VzZaM5PyG3
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@green_mia_ good lord have mercy!
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I wish oomf would break up with her boyfriend so I can ask for nudes in peace
Call me Mike
@Fools_R_US
When I was 17, I was seeing a 23 year old. He wouldn't fuck until I was 18. On my 18th bday, I fucked him and gave head to his friends.
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@Fools_R_US
Pro tip: Dip the blunt in bleach before you light it
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If all she do is pull weeds and break up soil, then she a hoe, DONT @ ME if the shoe fits wear it ladies
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@Fools_R_US
LMFAOOO this is a new approach. Didn't even give me a chance to reply. He already knew pic.twitter.com/vEOnUGEl1K
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If I boil your panties and drink your butt tea then you're officially my girl
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@Fools_R_US
for everybody complaining there's no white people in beyonce's formation video they right here damn pic.twitter.com/jTPg8fXyF2
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@Fools_R_US
my bank account is a constant reminder that I'm safe from identity theft
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Call me Mike
@Fools_R_US
cuz stuntin my hobby pic.twitter.com/EoKHJy6VhC
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...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
