iEmoji Feeds @Fozzie Bear (FozzieBear)
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Fozzie Bear
@FozzieBear
What's the KEY to great comedy?
.......Oh, this wasn't a joke set up. I really wanted to know. Any advice?? pic.twitter.com/rx2uvanwu7
.......Oh, this wasn't a joke set up. I really wanted to know. Any advice?? pic.twitter.com/rx2uvanwu7
28 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote What's the KEY to great comedy? π
.......Oh, this wasn't a joke set up. I really wanted to know. Any advice?? https://t.co/rx2uvanwu7
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Fozzie Bear
@FozzieBear
What is the one thing every ghost party has to have? A photo boooooooth! Ahhhh! Say chEEEEEEEse! #WockaWocka!
18 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote What is the one thing every ghost party has to have? A photo boooooooth! Ahhhh! Say chEEEEEEEse! π± #WockaWocka!
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Fozzie Bear
@FozzieBear
What do you call a cat on a submarine? A sinking feline! Ahhhhh! Happy #InternationalCatDay! #WockaWocka!
08 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote What do you call a cat on a submarine? A sinking feline! Ahhhhh! Happy #InternationalCatDay! #WockaWocka! πΉ
Fozzie Bear
@FozzieBear
What do you call a pumpkin that's really good at everything? A jack-o-all-trades-lantern! Ahhhhh! Pretty gourd, isn't it? #WockaWocka!
09 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote What do you call a pumpkin that's really good at everything? A jack-o-all-trades-lantern! Ahhhhh! Pretty gourd, isn't it? π #WockaWocka!
Fozzie Bear
@FozzieBear
What kind of candy should you take to an auto repair shop? CARamel! Ahhhhh! This joke drives @StatlerWaldorf crazy. #WockaWocka!
04 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote What kind of candy should you take to an auto repair shop? CARamel! Ahhhhh! This joke drives @StatlerWaldorf crazy. #WockaWocka! π
Fozzie Bear
@FozzieBear
Wanna know why this is my favorite season? Because I think it's Ausomn! #WockaWocka! Didnβt Fall for that joke? Please don't leaf. Ahhhh!
02 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Wanna know why this is my favorite season? Because I think it's Ausomn! π #WockaWocka! Didnβt Fall for that joke? Please don't leaf. Ahhhh!
Fozzie Bear
@FozzieBear
What's the coolest new kind of music under the sea? Bubble rap! Ahhhhh! Hip-hop-hilarity! #WockaWocka!
11 Aug 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote What's the coolest new kind of music under the sea? Bubble rap! Ahhhhh! Hip-hop-hilarity! #WockaWocka! π
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Fozzie Bear
@FozzieBear
I've got a gr joke for #WorldEmojiDay! β did the cross the ? get the other side! Ahhhhh! #WockaWocka! Hope this made you !
17 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I've got a grπ± joke for #WorldEmojiDay! β did the π cross the π£? 2οΈβ£ get 2οΈβ£the other side! Ahhhhh! #WockaWocka! Hope this made you π€£!
Fozzie Bear
@FozzieBear
Here's my favorite #ValentinesDay joke: Who's the most romantic pair in the kitchen? The cup-le! Ahhhh! Hope you this one! #WockaWocka!
14 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Here's my favorite #ValentinesDay joke: Who's the most romantic pair in the kitchen? The cup-le! Ahhhh! Hope you β€οΈ this one! #WockaWocka!
Fozzie Bear
@FozzieBear
What's a balloon's least favorite drink? Soda POP! Ahhhh! Did this joke lift your spirits? #WockaWocka!
12 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote What's a balloon's least favorite drink? Soda POP! Ahhhh! Did this joke lift your spirits? #WockaWocka! π
Fozzie Bear
@FozzieBear
I heard a bunch of turkeys disguised themselves as geese on Thanksgiving. Gee, waddle they think of next? Ahhhh! #WockaWocka!
24 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I heard a bunch of turkeys disguised themselves as geese on Thanksgiving. Gee, waddle they think of next? Ahhhh! #WockaWocka! π¦
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ