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PeterNextDoor
@FuckingPeterr
Pineapple Express is fucking great
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Peter
@FuckingPeterr
Doctor: okay say ah
Valley girl: AHHHH
Doctor: *writes 'ay no mames' on clipboard*
Valley girl: AHHHH
Doctor: *writes 'ay no mames' on clipboard*
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Peter
@FuckingPeterr
You know you got chunti girls at the bar when Selena comes on and they're all "AHHHHH "
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Peter
@FuckingPeterr
WHY DOES EVERYONE WITH A 0.9 GPA AND A 350 SAT SCORE ALWAYS CAPTION THESE PICS "PLANS AFTER HIGHSCHOOL" pic.twitter.com/DcP5KSoDbX
Retweet of status by @Ieansquad
Peter
@FuckingPeterr
@chrishdz123 lmao it was jerry who told me about him but I'm sure you told him
Peter
@FuckingPeterr
Girl at 11 pm: didnt they tell u that i was a savage?
Girl at 2:00 am: where are you? Can i come over? Why didnt u text me back?
Girl at 2:00 am: where are you? Can i come over? Why didnt u text me back?
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Peter
@FuckingPeterr
Football is so so cruel sometimes pic.twitter.com/ft1oKNddHu
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Peter
@FuckingPeterr
While i was at work this morning my sister was sending me all the cute snaps of my baby pic.twitter.com/BwCEluKaQD
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Peter
@FuckingPeterr
"If her pinned tweet is a selfie move on bro you can't offer her the attention she desires" is one of my favorite tweets
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
