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Gary Muppet
@GaryMuppet
The fact that most of the Muppets & Sesame St. monsters have Instagrams and Twitters... ๐ฅน
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Gary Muppet
@GaryMuppet
@GaryMuppet Gary, youโฆyou used first person.
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Gary Muppet
@GaryMuppet
If Twitter goes down, may we always remember that the Count got to 3,763 ! ๐ซก twitter.com/countvoncount/โฆ
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Gary Muppet
@GaryMuppet
for someone dumb as shit at math I did a good job at choosing a career where I have to do math everyday
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Gary Muppet
@GaryMuppet
And before mailing the letters, Gary pressed each envelope against his lips to leave a red Flaminโ Hot Cheetos stain.
Gary Muppet
@GaryMuppet
someone has to!! โ pic.twitter.com/5BmQUMOnDm
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Gary Muppet
@GaryMuppet
@ms5unshine Get well soon
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Gary Muppet
@GaryMuppet
post a muppet that captures your essence. twitter.com/titsleroux/staโฆ pic.twitter.com/c6SVTssVlW
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Gary Muppet
@GaryMuppet
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Seriously, what kind of MONSTER puts pumpkin on a pizza? pic.twitter.com/WasJPPt0Rl
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Gary Muppet
@GaryMuppet
Well, here they were again. Back where they started. Somehow every direction they took led them right back to this old abandoned cubicle.
Gary Muppet
@GaryMuppet
He never had been any good at chess, but still hoped to capture the queen. Gary tipped the box containing the wild swarm into the hive.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
