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Geralyn Marie เฅ
@GeralynMarie95
Being a girl is not owning a hammer so you use your scented candles to put nails in the wall
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Geralyn Marie เฅ
@GeralynMarie95
Someone on tinder called me a witch. I'm not actually a witch but I'll take that as a compliment
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Geralyn Marie เฅ
@GeralynMarie95
Whatโs your favorite part about your period bc mines the crippling back pain on top of my already chronic back pain
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Geralyn Marie เฅ
@GeralynMarie95
My dad told me when people ask if he has any grandchildren he says "yeah, I have two grand-dogs"
Geralyn Marie เฅ
@GeralynMarie95
if you see this, youโre legally required to wish Krampus a happy birthday pic.twitter.com/oazb522IDP
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Geralyn Marie เฅ
@GeralynMarie95
@UnfollowAnthony Haha I remember this! The good old days
Geralyn Marie เฅ
@GeralynMarie95
okay but why does this lil goats final form look like donald trump twitter.com/MAMETCHl/statuโฆ
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Geralyn Marie เฅ
@GeralynMarie95
The dog scene in I Am Legend will literally never not fuck me up
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Geralyn Marie เฅ
@GeralynMarie95
I don't know why I show a pic of the hair I want to the hairdresser when I never get what I want
Geralyn Marie เฅ
@GeralynMarie95
how ima be when @movementsCA starts at @VansWarpedTour pic.twitter.com/RA0uU0iPQn
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Geralyn Marie เฅ
@GeralynMarie95
The bars better have some good deals because it's national margarita day
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
