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the Gabfather
@GooberSaladbar
Be selective of whom you spend your time. Wasted time is worse than wasted money
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the Gabfather
@GooberSaladbar
My car was about to get towed but @GooberSaladbar came in clutch af and moved my car just as the tow truck pulled in
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the Gabfather
@GooberSaladbar
I have to clean my apt like its 1999 bc 6 of my family members are coming to stay the night with me and I don't feel like being judged
the Gabfather
@GooberSaladbar
Y'all goobs and I went to the Friday art trail and this trick walks on a fucking art piece @GooberSaladbar
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the Gabfather
@GooberSaladbar
First time meeting her "so do you believe there is an after life?" twitter.com/ayeitschucky/sβ¦
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the Gabfather
@GooberSaladbar
When people say "defiantly" instead of "definitely"
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the Gabfather
@GooberSaladbar
Be sure to stop by our table today at RRO #KDCHI #ALPHA pic.twitter.com/aqWqDAjWEH
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the Gabfather
@GooberSaladbar
your quality of life improves exponentially when you stop taking everything personally. #stfu
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the Gabfather
@GooberSaladbar
the Gabfather
@GooberSaladbar
Like I said would you prefer me to come in tomorrow or wait until Monday. And they said "let's wait till tomorrow, see you on Monday"
β¨G00BZILL@β¨
@GooberSaladbar
When you log on and start seeing #kdchitwitter everywhere pic.twitter.com/Ol7r7qJ9oO
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
