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Monica
@grumpymonica
I can't go on
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Monica
@grumpymonica
he's his fathers son. No doubt about it. And if you know Striker, you know it's true.
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Monica
@grumpymonica
@center1055 I apologized to my 10th grade math teacher for always sleeping in his class and being a dick when I started college
Monica
@grumpymonica
If you wanna treat yourself, then do it, but saving money is top notch. That's one thing I'm good at
Monica
@grumpymonica
I have 4 homework assignments for math due every Sunday
Monica
@grumpymonica
Strikers mom is keeping the kid until I was supposed to get off work and she sent me an update with a side note pic.twitter.com/I7B2NrFlJf
Monica
@grumpymonica
โ@WomensHumor: At the rate I'm going, don't be surprised if I eat Christmas.โ
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Monica
@grumpymonica
When a boy tries to flirt with Liz Lemon and she says she's "gellin like Magellan"
Monica
@grumpymonica
I'll admit I was wrong about everything because I'm high and I don't wanna come down
Monica
@grumpymonica
PRETTY PEOPLE NEED TO STOP DATING NORMAL LOOKING PEOPLE. you're stealing them from us
Monica
@grumpymonica
โ@95RallyCat: @grumpymonica I want your autograph. Do you have better rates than Gurley?โ I'll do it for FREE!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
