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Taofeek Oseni
@HEAD_MASTA
My future wife is somewhere right now, reading her bible/Quran,resting after a day's job and happy she's keeping her virginity... for me
03 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My future wife is somewhere right now, reading her bible/Quran,resting after a day's job and happy she's keeping her virginity... for me π
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Taofeek Oseni
@HEAD_MASTA
A girl made me her #MCM today and deleted the post after 15 minutes. It's not like I'm pained but I JUST WANNA FUCKING KNOW WHY!!!
03 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote A girl made me her #MCM today and deleted the post after 15 minutes. It's not like I'm pained but I JUST WANNA FUCKING KNOW WHY!!! π‘
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Taofeek Oseni
@HEAD_MASTA
The Moral of my story is that.. do not be a petty thief like Yinka.. now @officialEFCC will do nothing about it since it's not billions
Retweet of status by @thepamilerin
27 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The Moral of my story is that.. do not be a petty thief like Yinka.. now @officialEFCC will do nothing about it π‘ since it's not billions
Taofeek Oseni
@HEAD_MASTA
28 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote A driver lost his job dix morning cos he refused to stop for his oga to ease himself on 3rd Mainland bridge until d man piss for body. πππ
Taofeek Oseni
@HEAD_MASTA
Soji is in pain.. even the ColdStone ice cream I bought for him.. he allowed it to waste.. but I drank my thing where will he start from
Retweet of status by @thepamilerin
27 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Soji is in pain.. even the ColdStone ice cream I bought for him.. he allowed it to waste.. but I drank my thing πΆπ½where will he start from
Taofeek Oseni
@HEAD_MASTA
Growing up, Daddy was d man who impregnated your mother to give birth to you'
Fast forward to 2016
Daddy is the guy giving you preeq
Fast forward to 2016
Daddy is the guy giving you preeq
Retweet of status by @thepamilerin
22 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Growing up, Daddy was d man who impregnated your mother to give birth to you'
Fast forward to 2016
Daddy is the guy giving you preeq π©
Taofeek Oseni
@HEAD_MASTA
Dear future wife, you won't die young but if you're eventually gonna die, Na enjoyment go kill you
21 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dear future wife, you won't die young but if you're eventually gonna die, Na enjoyment go kill you π€
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Taofeek Oseni
@HEAD_MASTA
If you're backing this Hazard > Giggs campaign , do like this so I can block your ignorant ass ... you know shit about football!!
Retweet of status by @fabolous3d
21 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you're backing this Hazard > Giggs campaign , do like this ππΌββοΈππΌββοΈ so I can block your ignorant ass ... you know shit about football!!
Taofeek Oseni
@HEAD_MASTA
They said if you work in Lekki and dress corporate, you will attract Sugar mommies. Today makes it 3 months. I'm wearing sandal tomorrow
20 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote They said if you work in Lekki and dress corporate, you will attract Sugar mommies. Today makes it 3 months. I'm wearing sandal tomorrow π
Taofeek Oseni
@HEAD_MASTA
15 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ultimately, we stuck with De Gea when he couldnβt catch a β½οΈ, and we were justified. Iβve faith in Pogba. His fee doesnβt interest me. #MUFC
Taofeek Oseni
@HEAD_MASTA
You ever be so broke that you ask the price of somethin & be like
"I'ma come back later & get it" but you know you ain't coming back?
"I'ma come back later & get it" but you know you ain't coming back?
Retweet of status by @Ella_mayree
08 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You ever be so broke that you ask the price of somethin & be like
"I'ma come back later & get it" but you know you ain't coming back?πππ
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ