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Hall7593
@Hall7593
Malaysian Grand Prix Result:
1st: Alonson
2nd: Perez
3rd: Hamilton
Button in 13th
#skyf1
1st: Alonson
2nd: Perez
3rd: Hamilton
Button in 13th
#skyf1
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Hall7593
@Hall7593
I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet.
So far I've got twelve fridges.
#crapjoke
So far I've got twelve fridges.
#crapjoke
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Hall7593
@Hall7593
Did you here about the Epileptic Santa...
He seizures when you're sleeping.
#christmascrapjoke
He seizures when you're sleeping.
#christmascrapjoke
Hall7593
@Hall7593
A new Mr Men character has been suggested, based on Emile Heskey.
Mr Sitter
#crapjoke
Mr Sitter
#crapjoke
Hall7593
@Hall7593
Me and the Wife,once got arrested, for fighting over a Calender
We got six month's each
#crapjoke
We got six month's each
#crapjoke
Hall7593
@Hall7593
Hands up all those with tickets for
#OUFC v #STFC
me...,
#OUFC v #STFC
me...,
Hall7593
@Hall7593
@custardtop @madasacat
Good Morning..
Good Morning..
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Hall7593
@Hall7593
Mercedes have launched a new version of the Smart Car.
It won't start if a woman is in the driving seat.
#crapjoke
It won't start if a woman is in the driving seat.
#crapjoke
Hall7593
@Hall7593
I like to call my Wife's vagina Ibiza,
I only ever go there occasionally, and when I do I'm normally pissed
#crapjoke
I only ever go there occasionally, and when I do I'm normally pissed
#crapjoke
Hall7593
@Hall7593
TOP TIP
DOG LOVERS. Reduce your chances of going blind by only buying brown or black labradors.
#toptip
DOG LOVERS. Reduce your chances of going blind by only buying brown or black labradors.
#toptip
Hall7593
@Hall7593
Did you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic?
He choked on his own vimto.
#crapjoke
He choked on his own vimto.
#crapjoke
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
