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Hamster ๐น
@Hammyinmiami
6 y/o: Why donโt food trucks ever come down our street like ice cream trucks do?
me:
me, later to my wife: Whyโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
me:
me, later to my wife: Whyโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Retweet of status by @daddygofish
18 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 6 y/o: Why donโt food trucks ever come down our street like ice cream trucks do?
me: ๐ค
me, later to my wife: Whyโฆ https://t.co/cVfCKYk9rU
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Hamster ๐น
@Hammyinmiami
27 May 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote chicken anxiety
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shake 'n bake
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Hamster 101๐น
@Hammyinmiami
I have so much work to complete. So of course Iโm on Twitter.
11 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I have so much work to complete. So of course Iโm on Twitter. ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
Hamster 101๐๐น๐
@Hammyinmiami
Shamrock booty shakes and long curls bring me to the yard.
may just be a subtweet
may just be a subtweet
Retweet of status by @wordsmithlegend
17 Mar 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Shamrock booty shakes and long curls bring me to the yard.
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Hamster 101๐น
@Hammyinmiami
For international womenโs day Iโm giving up sausage and becoming a vagetarian.
Retweet of status by @tattoosub45
08 Mar 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote For international womenโs day Iโm giving up sausage and becoming a vagetarian. ๐๐๐
Hamster 101๐น
@Hammyinmiami
I got your PHAT Tuesday right here.
Retweet of status by @emily_tweets
16 Feb 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I got your PHAT Tuesday right here. ๐
Hamster101
@Hammyinmiami
Letโs just agree to replace Trump flags with freak flags.
Retweet of status by @JohnnyRiggs9
08 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Letโs just agree to replace Trump flags with freak flags. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ดโโ ๏ธ
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Hamster101
@Hammyinmiami
fucking dead
pic.twitter.com/YhWGviGgWF
pic.twitter.com/YhWGviGgWF
Retweet of status by @damn_elle
19 Oct 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote fucking dead ๐
https://t.co/YhWGviGgWF
Hamster101
@Hammyinmiami
Let's call it Filter Friday...let me see your favorite filtered selfie.
(Unfiltered faces welcome too )
Drop thโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
(Unfiltered faces welcome too )
Drop thโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Retweet of status by @MumInTimeOut
16 Oct 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Let's call it Filter Friday...let me see your favorite filtered selfie.
(Unfiltered faces welcome too ๐)
Drop thโฆ https://t.co/WPKgfK56KD
Hamster101
@Hammyinmiami
25 Sep 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Twitter is for entertainment. Taking it seriously is the path to a back car window full of Beanie Babiesยฎ.
Hamster101
@Hammyinmiami
Poison: Every rose has it's thorn
Axl:
Axl:
Retweet of status by @The_Albinoshrek
09 Sep 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Poison: Every rose has it's thorn
Axl: ๐
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐