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Kendrick LaBlart
@Hamptonyount
Women get to commit any crime for one full year
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Kendrick LaBlart
@Hamptonyount
HEY UM... republicans idiots “Devil’s Triangle” is when a guy puts his butt into a girl’s pussy and shits his cu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Kendrick LaBlart
@Hamptonyount
I’m worried that when Cosby gets out of prison he’s going to super jacked and maybe we just made him a more dangerous criminal y’know?
Kendrick LaBlart
@Hamptonyount
I bet Trump and Putin’s secret meeting was about how they’re going to do more nice things for people
Kendrick LaBlart
@Hamptonyount
SACHA BARON COHEN TRICKED ME INTO SUCKING MY OWN DICK
Kendrick LaBlart
@Hamptonyount
Like, I can’t just call firefighters on people who are not on right?
Kendrick LaBlart
@Hamptonyount
LADIES the male orgasm is a MYTH
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Kendrick LaBlart
@Hamptonyount
Men need to stop jacking off to porn and start jacking off to the sun like the good old days
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
