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Brandon Phillips
@HearBrandonRoar
And a left will take you to the interstate , but a right, will bring you right back here to me
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Brandon Phillips
@HearBrandonRoar
Grandma said sing her a song, so I sang her "Your Body Is A Woderland"
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Brandon Phillips
@HearBrandonRoar
Pray for the Braves Bullpen. #Awful
Brandon Phillips
@HearBrandonRoar
@AidanGuest @terrelldawson should have gave you the stache emoji as for Terrell, there will never be a black emoji...
Brandon Phillips
@HearBrandonRoar
But we have to go to Sonic, because they have tater tots...
Brandon Phillips
@HearBrandonRoar
I don't know about you, but I want a relationship where a girl will obsess over me. When did that become a bad thing? It's called true love
HearBrandonRoar
@HearBrandonRoar
Doooooo the Harlemmm Shakkkkeee
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HearBrandonRoar
@HearBrandonRoar
Some girls put more effort into naming their Facebook photo albums than I put into my life.
HearBrandonRoar
@HearBrandonRoar
A carrousel Slots Machines a walk your midget safely sign. All more important than satisfying the African American Emoji Community.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
