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Heatherhere 😷
@Heatinblack
@Mom_Overboard Good luck! You’ve got this
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Heatherhere 😷
@Heatinblack
Seven days in a week? Bah humbug! Let’s cut them down to one. It’s Winesday. EVERY day is Winesday.
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Heatherhere 😷
@Heatinblack
The hubs accidentally shrunk a shirt of mine…guess I have no choice but to accidentally shrink a paycheck of his
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Heatherhere 😷
@Heatinblack
Aw cool firepit!
Me: Thanks! It's for destroying evidence
Me: Thanks! It's for destroying evidence
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Heatherhere 😷
@Heatinblack
Can my OCD spend the weekend with you?
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Heatherhere 😷
@Heatinblack
If you love cereal, head to Aldi for great prices on Rice Kristies, Floasted Flerms, and Sucky Charms!
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Heatherhere 😷
@Heatinblack
When you crawl out from under the covers in mismatched pajamas with bed hair and morning breath and he says "Good morning beautiful!"
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Heatherhere 😷
@Heatinblack
a kid asked me if i used to communicate with other people by letter
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Heatherhere 😷
@Heatinblack
Lumberjack: let's cut down this tree
Tree:
Me: You're all bark and no bite, tree
Tree:
Lumberjack: nice work
Tree:
Me: You're all bark and no bite, tree
Tree:
Lumberjack: nice work
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Heatherhere 😷
@Heatinblack
Urban dictionary has the definition for laughter as ‘when a smile has an orgasm’
You’re welcome
You’re welcome
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Heatherhere 😷
@Heatinblack
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
