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An Oscar is Born
@HectorUCalzada
if my girl and my microwave both drowning
catch me at my girl funeral
warming up a hot pocket
catch me at my girl funeral
warming up a hot pocket
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H*ck
@HectorUCalzada
What a GORGEOUS day to not be a parent!!!
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Cardiovascular Bronchitis
@HectorUCalzada
what if one year the fourth of july were on friday the 13th
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Cardiovascular Bronchitis
@HectorUCalzada
this is how mr. krabs looks at money twitter.com/cams_01/statusβ¦
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Cardiovascular Bronchitis
@HectorUCalzada
If youβre gonna be a bitch why choose teaching as your career
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Cardiovascular Bronchitis
@HectorUCalzada
Coachella 2018 looks lit af pic.twitter.com/2BTJJqPFhG
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New Year, New Memes
@HectorUCalzada
@NikeMcClure Queen of blocking
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
