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Eric Schmeric
@HepatitisAtoZ
Quick lesson:
Itching a scratch
Scratching an itch
Thank you.
Itching a scratch
Scratching an itch
Thank you.
Retweet of status by @AngryRaccoon2
09 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Quick lesson:
Itching a scratch ❎
Scratching an itch ☑️
Thank you.
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Eric Schmeric
@HepatitisAtoZ
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02 Sep 18
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Eric Schmeric
@HepatitisAtoZ
27 Aug 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote [first grade]
TEACHER: who knows what capital letters are
STUDENTS: 🤷♀️ 🤷♂️
TEACHER: who knows the loud alphabet
STUDENTS: 🙋♀️🙋♂️
Eric Schmeric
@HepatitisAtoZ
Max Scherzer, Ridiculous 91mph Slider....that gets Sandy León swinging/K while going between his legs. pic.twitter.com/pJnUsSumTQ
Retweet of status by @PitchingNinja
02 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Max Scherzer, Ridiculous 91mph Slider....that gets Sandy León swinging/K while going between his legs. 😂 https://t.co/pJnUsSumTQ
Eric Schmeric
@HepatitisAtoZ
5-year-old: *sigh* The pizza car isn't bringing us pizza
Retweet of status by @mama_firefly
22 Jun 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 5-year-old: *sigh* The pizza car isn't bringing us pizza 😔
Eric Schmeric
@HepatitisAtoZ
JUDGE JEUDI
SUPERNATURAL
Flex your tweet muscles and send us max 2 new/old from you and 1 from a pal about an… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
SUPERNATURAL
Flex your tweet muscles and send us max 2 new/old from you and 1 from a pal about an… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Retweet of status by @judgejeudi
29 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🏆💥JUDGE JEUDI💥🏆
SUPERNATURAL
Flex your tweet muscles and send us max 2 new/old from you and 1 from a pal about an… https://t.co/z58N0W7H7L
Eric Schmeric
@HepatitisAtoZ
I just opened my front door to go outside and tripped over the damn goat Short Round was waiting for me to move th… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
23 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I just opened my front door to go outside and tripped over the damn goat😂 Short Round was waiting for me to move th… https://t.co/HTrDYyLDmC
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Eric Schmeric
@HepatitisAtoZ
Sunday Confessions
@MsSkarsgaard and I would like to hear about your sins that involved: spanking, pin… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
@MsSkarsgaard and I would like to hear about your sins that involved: spanking, pin… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Retweet of status by @GingerHotDish
18 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 📿🙇🏼♀️Sunday Confessions🙇🏼♀️📿
@MsSkarsgaard and I would like to hear about your sins that involved: spanking, pin… https://t.co/VHqBHXlg6M
Eric Schmeric
@HepatitisAtoZ
@nathanallebach @HepatitisAtoZ Me: Wanna box?
Me Again: I have plenty in the garage. Help yourself.
Me Again: I have plenty in the garage. Help yourself.
Retweet of status by @25thThe45thNOW
26 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @nathanallebach @HepatitisAtoZ Me: Wanna box?
😑
Me Again: I have plenty in the garage. Help yourself.
🙂
Eric Schmeric
@HepatitisAtoZ
*douses you with gasoline and throws a match*
There. Now you aren’t cold.
There. Now you aren’t cold.
Retweet of status by @sissyknits
08 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote *douses you with gasoline and throws a match*
There. Now you aren’t cold. 💁🏼♀️
Eric Schmeric
@HepatitisAtoZ
Sorry @PapaJohns Even if you were giving away your pizzas for free on #PieWeekend, we're not interested. Reason pic.twitter.com/TxDwhhxUFj
Retweet of status by @FriendEden100
03 Dec 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sorry @PapaJohns Even if you were giving away your pizzas for free on #PieWeekend, we're not interested. Reason👇🏻 https://t.co/TxDwhhxUFj
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊