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HISLORDSHIP
@HislordshipB
I wrapped my pussy in a foil and kept it inside the fridge, since nobody is eating it...
Retweet of status by @Queenpreshiii
25 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I wrapped my pussy in a foil and kept it inside the fridge, since nobody is eating it...๐ช
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HISLORDSHIP
@HislordshipB
@prof_pius Omo this is the wahala I was talking about
06 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @prof_pius Omo this is the wahala I was talking about ๐
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Hislordship๐
@HislordshipB
Sex is NOT a bond, you can be fucked and forgotten!!
Retweet of status by @Queenpreshiii
23 May 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sex is NOT a bond, you can be fucked and forgotten!!๐ฅ
Hislordship๐
@HislordshipB
09 May 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you're asked to sacrifice one useless celebrity to stop this pandemic, who are you sacrificing? ๐๐๐๐
Hislordship๐
@HislordshipB
Just a random guy from Ibadan whose dream will become true pic.twitter.com/FW2fggLWwA
Retweet of status by @AsiwajuLerry
04 May 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just a random guy from Ibadan whose dream will become true ๐ช๐ฝโค๏ธ https://t.co/FW2fggLWwA
Hislordship๐
@HislordshipB
Type "SUCK MY" and press the middle button just once
Let's see what your keyboard thinks about you
Let's see what your keyboard thinks about you
Retweet of status by @heisTictac
06 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Type "SUCK MY" and press the middle button just once
Let's see what your keyboard thinks about you ๐๐๐
Hislordship๐
@HislordshipB
Hit the button so we can be friends
18 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Hit the button so we can be friendsโค
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@HislordshipB
05 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sitting naked in your towel for hours because you're too lazy to get dressed! Who else does this shit? ๐
Hislordship๐
@HislordshipB
Nobody dies for being Single, but so many died for marrying the wrong partner...
May God never allow us to choose the partner
May God never allow us to choose the partner
Retweet of status by @sonia_bankz
20 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Nobody dies for being Single, but so many died for marrying the wrong partner...
May God never allow us to choose the partner๐๐ฝ
Hislordship๐
@HislordshipB
In Nigeria you will graduate and stay unemployed till you forget what you studied .
Some even forget they are graduate
Some even forget they are graduate
Retweet of status by @david_zeelux
10 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote In Nigeria you will graduate and stay unemployed till you forget what you studied .
Some even forget they are graduate๐ฉ๐
Hislordship๐
@HislordshipB
31 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Using a condom don't count as having sex.. If u wash your hands with gloves on, Did u really wash your hands?๐ค๐
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐