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@HotMessJess132
@CodyCouch_24 good I'm glad before you know it you'll be 50
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@HotMessJess132
Amazing how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible yet 8 beers and 7 shots go down easier than a fat kid on a seesaw
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@HotMessJess132
Taxes got me fucked up taking $200 out of my paycheck
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@HotMessJess132
Does anyone else's eyelashes get in the way of doing their eyeliner? I feel like I've never heard of that struggle but I have it
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@HotMessJess132
I'm so unmotivated to do anything because my skin has been so bad lately
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@HotMessJess132
@HotMessJess132 just called me a potato Hobo like what?
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@HotMessJess132
It makes me really sad when I think about how everyone I know is growing up and moving on with their lives
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@HotMessJess132
Low key always planned on marrying Rob and becoming a Kardashian.... Damnit BlacChyna
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@HotMessJess132
@HotMessJess132 the most beautiful girl ever
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@HotMessJess132
HoneyβοΈ
@HotMessJess132
Jessica is my princess and trap queen
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
