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Caillouπ¨π½βπ¦²
@HotlineJesus98
PS5 is $800? Bro I could almost buy a whole ounce of weed with that kinda money
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Caillouπ¨π½βπ¦²
@HotlineJesus98
Her: hold my glasses while I give you head
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Caillouπ¨π½βπ¦²
@HotlineJesus98
I really want Jorge to win this next fight man
Caillouπ¨π½βπ¦²
@HotlineJesus98
feels SO good to turn my alarm off & not having to turn it back on for a whole week
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Caillouπ¨π½βπ¦²
@HotlineJesus98
"You lucky I'm outta breath" pic.twitter.com/D5QPmg5zz6
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Caillouπ¨π½βπ¦²
@HotlineJesus98
If you canβt laugh during sex with your significant other, are you guys really meant to be together?
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Caillouπ¨π½βπ¦²
@HotlineJesus98
Iβm just not a sympathetic person anymore ...
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Caillouπ¨π½βπ¦²
@HotlineJesus98
Confidence is , donβt overthink stuff too much
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Long Tony
@HotlineJesus98
I just lost 40 followers. What did I tweet that was so offensive
Long Tony
@HotlineJesus98
Start spreading the news!
The Social Pre-sale for #UFC230 is LIVE bit.ly/2QboepG pic.twitter.com/PwZ1MiPTQK
The Social Pre-sale for #UFC230 is LIVE bit.ly/2QboepG pic.twitter.com/PwZ1MiPTQK
Long Tony
@HotlineJesus98
I said a little extra mayo , not a damn McMayo Sandwich , fuck McDonald's pic.twitter.com/vKBwAK0L6y
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
