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Housewife of Hell
@HousewifeOfHell
I never thought about it butβ¦. How???? pic.twitter.com/JcB5wHLF9o
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Housewife of Hell
@HousewifeOfHell
My highly-ranked chess player son is stoic as I refer to my pieces as βhorseyβ and βman with the frown.β
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Housewife of Hell
@HousewifeOfHell
My 13 year old daughter just told me to kiss her weiner
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Housewife of Hell
@HousewifeOfHell
@OhioMomoftwo @HomeWithPeanut Not to worry! It's only a theory at this point.
Housewife of Hell
@HousewifeOfHell
7: Mom, I have to tell you a story. It's kind of long so you might as well pour your wine first.
you, kid.
you, kid.
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Housewife of Hell
@HousewifeOfHell
The truth will either set you free or make you mad man. Good thing I was already nuts.
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Housewife of Hell
@HousewifeOfHell
Daughter about #finals:
I'm going to die!
Her Dad: You won't die.
Daughter: I'M IMMORTAL!!!!
I'm going to die!
Her Dad: You won't die.
Daughter: I'M IMMORTAL!!!!
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Housewife of Hell
@HousewifeOfHell
Housewife of Hell
@HousewifeOfHell
β11 Signs Youβre Having a Mid-Life Crisisβ
I got 100%!!
I got 100%!!
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Housewife of Hell
@HousewifeOfHell
I just thought I'd locked myself out of my house because I was pulling on a door that pushes but yes, I function fine without coffee.
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Housewife of Hell
@HousewifeOfHell
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
