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Houston (Taylor’s Version)
@Houstyyy
DID NOBODY ON THEIR PRODUCT TEAM READ THIS ANNOUNCEMENT OVER pic.twitter.com/KPJlUFzlM1
Retweet of status by @dayasdear
30 Jan 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote DID NOBODY ON THEIR PRODUCT TEAM READ THIS ANNOUNCEMENT OVER 😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/KPJlUFzlM1
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Houston (Taylor’s Version)
@Houstyyy
31 Dec 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 7 days ago it was -35° and today it was 64° 😀😀😀 we are all going to die
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Houston (Taylor’s Version)
@Houstyyy
just saw a tiktok that said “this is what happens when a brit spits on chris pine” AND I AM DYINGGGGG
08 Sep 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote just saw a tiktok that said “this is what happens when a brit spits on chris pine” AND I AM DYINGGGGG 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
Houston (Taylor’s Version)
@Houstyyy
27 Jul 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Niggas be like, “we tired of white toe nails” … sir don’t you think we tired of the black toe nails yall be having? 😭let’s be fr
Houston (Taylor’s Version)
@Houstyyy
my big sis sermon today is that “” is flirting. that’s all imma say. the ones that have to hear it already know wh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @hellotefi
26 Apr 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote my big sis sermon today is that “👀” is flirting. that’s all imma say. the ones that have to hear it already know wh… https://t.co/QGwOwEWLGe
Houston (Taylor’s Version)
@Houstyyy
Sitting next to a woman at an airport bar and she's on the phone doing business and she just said, "the other so… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
07 Apr 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sitting next to a woman at an airport bar and she's on the phone doing business ™️ and she just said, "the other so… https://t.co/e7UPrPePvx
Houston (Taylor’s Version)
@Houstyyy
Step in to spring with refreshing sips at your local BIGGBY! A balance of two parts hydrogen to one part oxygen, B… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @BIGGBYCOFFEE
01 Apr 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Step in to spring with refreshing sips at your local BIGGBY®! A balance of two parts hydrogen to one part oxygen, B… https://t.co/NCrLzvZSJG
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Houston (Taylor’s Version)
@Houstyyy
JJ Watt casually pulling up to the hoop sesh @JJWatt (via kingleek30/TT) pic.twitter.com/EmlF1PDMN0
01 Feb 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote JJ Watt casually pulling up to the hoop sesh 😈 @JJWatt (via kingleek30/TT) https://t.co/EmlF1PDMN0
Houston (Taylor’s Version)
@Houstyyy
this guy told me where he wants to take me to get drinks & all i could say was “i love their garlic parm fries” priorities
26 Jan 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote this guy told me where he wants to take me to get drinks & all i could say was “i love their garlic parm fries” 😂🤷🏻♀️ priorities
maybe: houston
@Houstyyy
I'm supposed to be on a budget but I choose vibes every time
Retweet of status by @Christianbitch7
28 Oct 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm supposed to be on a budget but I choose vibes every time😭😭
maybe: houston
@Houstyyy
All Gas No Brake twitter.com/nyjets/status/…
Retweet of status by @Shaq_Lawson90
03 Sep 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote All Gas No Brake 💯 https://t.co/ZZuCEYVCds
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊