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Lakht-e-Jigar Dabbi
@HudDangee
My niece won't have Pulse candy cuz she heard it has Ajinomoto in it. She doesn't know wht it is but "woh khane se log mar jaate hai mama"
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Dabbi
@HudDangee
@HaddHaiYaar I know
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Dabbi
@HudDangee
The problem with putting headphones on in a public place is that you can't know whether you farted loudly or not.
Dabbi
@HudDangee
my room is never actually "dirty" it's just CLOTHES
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Dabbi
@HudDangee
Saas gaali deve, devarji samjha leve, sasural genda foool
Dabbi
@HudDangee
Be someone's left ya right.
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Sad
@HudDangee
Ek baat kahein madam?
- Kaho.
Aapki ye aankhein bahot sundar hai.
Aisa lagta hai jaise do zero watt ke bulb aankho mein timtima rahe ho.
- Kaho.
Aapki ye aankhein bahot sundar hai.
Aisa lagta hai jaise do zero watt ke bulb aankho mein timtima rahe ho.
Sad
@HudDangee
Dear England, Hamara Kohinoor heera tum rakh lo, heere jaisa PM bhi tum rakh lo, bas Hamare Bhagwan ka bag lauta do
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Dabbi
@HudDangee
अगर सच में तुम्हारी दीवाली हैप्पी होती तो यहाँ ट्वीट नहीं रहे होते
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Dabbi
@HudDangee
Me: One Taco Indiana *Gives 500 note*
Girl: sir no change. kuch or dedu ?
Me: ok
Girl: chiken Fiesta?
Me: ok
Girl: 225₹ or dijiye sir
Me:
Girl: sir no change. kuch or dedu ?
Me: ok
Girl: chiken Fiesta?
Me: ok
Girl: 225₹ or dijiye sir
Me:
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...but wait! There's more!
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Bentley_SODMG
@Bentley_SODMG
“@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...”
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