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Hud Ah π
@HudahSwaleh
National id's start expiring next year, the bribes that will be at NIRA will be more than the stones we threw at the locusts
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Hud Ah π
@HudahSwaleh
Her ; Shan, would u take a bullet for me?
Me ; Taking things that ain't mine is called stealing so I pass
Me ; Taking things that ain't mine is called stealing so I pass
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HU.D.AHπ€
@HudahSwaleh
At times i feel sorry for my future wife because my energy in the bedroom will depend on how Man united performs that week
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@HudahSwaleh
You're careless if you're ugandan and can't swim.. what if it rains and finds you in kampala
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@HudahSwaleh
Ba dear practice walking in heels at home before coming on dates.. this one can't even walk up the stairs
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@HudahSwaleh
Some of you have been single for so long the only sms you recieve is from safe boda
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@HudahSwaleh
Dating a musician must be hard, your girl performs in a bikini and all your relatives see what keeps you awake at night
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HU.D.AHπ€
@HudahSwaleh
I know its harsh but companies should consider sending applicants emails telling them they didn't qualify n we move on man
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@HudahSwaleh
Your secret is safe with me forever as long as you donβt annoy me, otherwise, you will find it in a market.
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@HudahSwaleh
Good morning dear friends we thank God for our lives, everything could not be going on right But let's try as mucβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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@HudahSwaleh
But why does everyone prefer relatives from the mother's side.. what's wrong with the other side
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
