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Ian Power
@IHPower
My bag for life just split. Goodbye, dear friends. Try to remember me fondly.
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Ian Power
@IHPower
A Christian friend once asked me, "How can you love Twitter so much? It's not real, you know.โ
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Ian Power
@IHPower
Hipster colleague once left his retro gym bag at work. Someone really annoyed him by drawing a retro cock and balls on it.
Ian Power
@IHPower
He died doing what he loved best. Correcting my grammar on Twitter.
Ian Power
@IHPower
Hey lads, calling it โbanterโ doesnโt legitimise you being a rude arsehole.
Ian Power
@IHPower
Pelosi tore up Trumpโs #SOTU speech as soon as it ended pic.twitter.com/dbAytKTBpY
Retweet of status by @nowthisnews
Ian Power
@IHPower
@brihall71 I didnโt. Weโre on our way to the supermarket now.
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Ian Power
@IHPower
Hey lads, calling it โbanterโ doesnโt legitimise you being a rude arsehole.
Ian Power
@IHPower
The man I taught to fish, so he could eat for a lifetime, fell into the river, didn't know how to swim and drowned.
Ian Power
@IHPower
Hamberders for tea, lads. Might treat myself to a covfefe syllabub for afters.
Ian Power
@IHPower
Thank you, Sandeep. Iโll see if I can buy the ingredients tomorrow. I was going to Aldi anyway. twitter.com/Tesco/status/1โฆ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
