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~EK SHAKS~ β
@I_AM_JUSTME
Kabir Bedi marries at 70 for the 4th time.........
Jeez, some people are surely addicted to pain.
Jeez, some people are surely addicted to pain.
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~EK SHAKS~ β
@I_AM_JUSTME
Me - Why hasn't she texted me back?
*checks phone*
Me - Oh yeah, because I'm ignoring her last text..
*checks phone*
Me - Oh yeah, because I'm ignoring her last text..
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~EK SHAKS~ β
@I_AM_JUSTME
I like making money.
It's a lot easier than earning it
It's a lot easier than earning it
~EK SHAKS~ β
@I_AM_JUSTME
So If we have so called 1st world and 3rd world countries..
Then where are 2nd world countries....?
Then where are 2nd world countries....?
~EK SHAKS~ β
@I_AM_JUSTME
Why are artificial intelligences in movies always female?
Because they're never wrong
Because they're never wrong
~EK SHAKS~ β
@I_AM_JUSTME
Matrimonial ads in Delhi soon:
Wanted fair, tall, cultured girl with odd number plate , for Manglik boy with even plates.Β
Wanted fair, tall, cultured girl with odd number plate , for Manglik boy with even plates.Β
~EK SHAKS~ β
@I_AM_JUSTME
If You Want To Read About Love And Marriage,
You Have To Buy Two Separate Books..
You Have To Buy Two Separate Books..
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~EK SHAKS~ β
@I_AM_JUSTME
Mean pick-up line
When I see stars I think of you...
Because you're only beautiful from a distance...
When I see stars I think of you...
Because you're only beautiful from a distance...
~EK SHAKS~ β
@I_AM_JUSTME
Sometimes I text and drive. I know it's dangerous,
But I do stupid things when I'm drunk.....
But I do stupid things when I'm drunk.....
~EK SHAKS~ β
@I_AM_JUSTME
If I can be of any help,
Then you're in worse shape than I thought....
Then you're in worse shape than I thought....
~EK SHAKS~ β
@I_AM_JUSTME
You love flowers, but you cut them.
You love animals, but you eat them.
You tell me you love me, Now I'm scared...
You love animals, but you eat them.
You tell me you love me, Now I'm scared...
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
