ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ Chino ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ (ImChinobino)

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if you are NOT on a ventilator you should go to work
if you are on a ventilator you can leave work at 4:30 on fridays

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No one told me Rebecca Ferguson was in Dune bro I started audibly hyperventilating and shitting when she came on screen

When you don't want no beef pic.twitter.com/0SGlqDy5xO

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Idk why girls never respond to me pic.twitter.com/OGVX1Jokw7

Convicted felons be like “who want me?? ” Bitch the state of Illinois gtfo

crime scene investigators are all like: "OMGGGG WHO DID THISSSSSSSSSSSSS "

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can’t believe my sister won’t give birth in america and let me marry her newborn for a visa really can’t trust anyone huh?

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Just don’t drink corona guys there are other beers wtf

fakhright @fakhright

astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*