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InterroMOM
@InterroMOM
I've had complaints that all my jokes are in English. So, here's one in Spanish...
Uno.
Uno.
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InterroMOM
@InterroMOM
This is a great idea in case tests become hard to get - just hope @DarkZeroGG hasn't eaten them all... pic.twitter.com/Rrq85SvLDM
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InterroMOM
@InterroMOM
Just saying, I can't even imagine the amount of self control required to work at a bubble wrap factory...
InterroMOM
@InterroMOM
Headline on news today: βTornado Hits French Cheese Factory. Da Brie is Everywhere!β
InterroMOM
@InterroMOM
I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down a hill.
Those were Goodyears.
Those were Goodyears.
InterroMOM
@InterroMOM
Had a very nice day and then dinner with this weirdo. Love my kid. pic.twitter.com/kMbw1BmnC7
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@InterroMOM
Why doesn't Mike Tyson play PlayStation?
He's an Xboxer.
He's an Xboxer.
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@InterroMOM
I just paid for a 12 month gym membership.
My bank called to see if my card had been stolen.
My bank called to see if my card had been stolen.
InterroMOM
@InterroMOM
Whatβs the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a Goodyear.
The other is a GREAT year.
One's a Goodyear.
The other is a GREAT year.
InterroMOM
@InterroMOM
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
InterroMOM
@InterroMOM
@vinetlps @KiXSTArTV A final memory that will be revisited a billion times over, but will never get any easier to accept.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
