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@IsaidNick
Why was my check fat for no reason lmao wtf
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@IsaidNick
if "your" girl go to a party without you, she single in general
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@IsaidNick
Fernanda can't park for shit
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@IsaidNick
It's all fun and games until your ass gets lit by a honda
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@IsaidNick
Nick and I both refer to our stepdad as just dad. So when he says "my stepdad" I know he's pissed
Retweet of status by @tanzygivens
Genetic Defects
@IsaidNick
rebecca knows a bit about cars for a girl
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@IsaidNick
mom: nick I've been worried about you
me: why
mom: cause you haven't had a girlfriend in a long time
me: why
mom: cause you haven't had a girlfriend in a long time
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@IsaidNick
can't wait to be thankful for my beautiful ass wife and my kids, having thanksgiving with my family with the fireplace on and just chillin
Little Kami.
@IsaidNick
im the type of boyfriend that'll piss you off just so I can see how sexy I is when you get mad at me then cheer you up cause love you
Little Kami.
@IsaidNick
all the females are out wearing their sundress
Little Kami.
@IsaidNick
when you're about to text babe but then remember you're lonely as shit
...but wait! There's more!
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Bentley_SODMG
@Bentley_SODMG
β@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...β
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