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Scary Poppins
@ItsSalHeree
The amount of times I've been waiting for the kettle to boil when I haven't even pressed the button is a joke
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Mardy Bum
@ItsSalHeree
When people think they're straight up but there's a difference between being straight up and just being a pure asshole
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Mardy Bum
@ItsSalHeree
happybirthday! twitter.com/ItsSalHeree/stβ¦
Retweet of status by @mamas_avon
Mardy Bum
@ItsSalHeree
Imagine being able to sleep when you're tired
Mardy Bum
@ItsSalHeree
Why does the weekend have to go by so fast
Mardy Bum
@ItsSalHeree
We actually had to have a meeting at work because someone stole some guys twix out his coat pocket
Mardy Bum
@ItsSalHeree
Omfg twitter.com/itssalheree/stβ¦
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
