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@JAukerman01
Me leaving work tonight:
Me (to boss): โLater, Loser.โ
Boss: โI hope you get mugged walking to your car.โ
Me (to boss): โLater, Loser.โ
Boss: โI hope you get mugged walking to your car.โ
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jess
@JAukerman01
โYou got barbecue back there and didnโt invite me? Hurt my feelingsโ BRO WHAT I LOST IT twitter.com/barstoolosu/stโฆ
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jess
@JAukerman01
I made friends with a 75 year old lady at Walmart. She was asking me for fashion advice so she could look good on a date with her 70 yo bf
jess
@JAukerman01
The reaction of the Cleveland Indians bench after Lindor hit the game tying double is amazing
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jess
@JAukerman01
So sad about Troy Gentry. I was so excited to hear him on Sunday night at the Wayne Co. Fair. #MontgomeryGentry
jess
@JAukerman01
I miss softball every day of my life
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@JAukerman01
To the fat girl laughing at the gay guy at the gym, maybe if you focused more on working out than judging others, you would lose weight
jess
@JAukerman01
*Hits head against wall*
"I'm gonna pass out now.."
Boss: "well, clock out before."
"I'm gonna pass out now.."
Boss: "well, clock out before."
jess
@JAukerman01
There was a light shining in my bedroom window last night, and I noticed footprints today. Maybe someone is finally coming to take me away
jess
@JAukerman01
WE DON'T GIVE A DAN FOR THE WHOLE STATE OF ICHIGAN
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
