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jack nachtigal
@J_Nachtigal
luring my drunk friends home
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< \ get in the fucking uber
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Jack Nachtigal
@J_Nachtigal
ATTN UMN MEMBERS: Have you registered yet? Great professional development opportunity THIS Saturday! twitter.com/lkrinke/statusโฆ
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Jack Nachtigal
@J_Nachtigal
cutest thing ever pic.twitter.com/9cEQoadfTu
Jack Nachtigal
@J_Nachtigal
omg the first since 1918, can't believe i saw the egreatclipse today ๏ธ pic.twitter.com/DDvPb31UN9
Jack Nachtigal
@J_Nachtigal
this eric sprecher facebook drama is WAYYYY better than rob and chyna
Jack Nachtigal
@J_Nachtigal
It's SO sexy when guys talk to me about Jesus Christ.
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Jack Nachtigal
@J_Nachtigal
Kennedy: do you own any livestock?
Jack: ...i've been on a farm
Jack: ...i've been on a farm
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Jack Nachtigal
@J_Nachtigal
when i type out covfefe it tries to autocorrect to confederate twitter.com/realdonaldtrumโฆ
Jack Nachtigal
@J_Nachtigal
"Turn heads and break hearts when you take your RompHim for a spin." twitter.com/i/moments/8641โฆ
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Jack Nachtigal
@J_Nachtigal
@itsmariahassel @MissMNUSA so dramatic
Jack Nachtigal
@J_Nachtigal
hey i just met u
and this is crazy lol
but i dont like u
because ur crocs are target brand
and this is crazy lol
but i dont like u
because ur crocs are target brand
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
