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Jax
@Jaclyncan
Want more followers? Donβt be dumb.
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Jax
@Jaclyncan
I need a nap!!
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Jax
@Jaclyncan
Only need 1 more follower and I'll be at 2,000
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Jax
@Jaclyncan
Any friend of Beer is a friend of mine.
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Jax
@Jaclyncan
I AM ladylike, you dicks!
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Jax
@Jaclyncan
If women had penises, we would invent Scrote Totes, Penis Flytraps, and other wonders.
If men had vaginas, they would cry. A lot.
If men had vaginas, they would cry. A lot.
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Jax
@Jaclyncan
"Your phone chargers broke."
-Me: oh! no..you just gotta twist it 30 degrees, point it at a northeast angle then flip it.
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-Me: oh! no..you just gotta twist it 30 degrees, point it at a northeast angle then flip it.
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@Jaclyncan
If it doesn't require Beer, it's not happening today .
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Jax
@Jaclyncan
Remember boys and girls, do not handle any fireworks. Leave them to us adults who've been drinking all day.
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Jax
@Jaclyncan
Carry on my teenage son. There will be peace when you are gone. When I lay my weary head to rest, I freak the fuck out about it.
Jax
@Jaclyncan
Pretty much. pic.twitter.com/bjMEc7kgHk
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
