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Jacob Martinez
@Jacob__Martinez
Last night I yelled at an old lady for giving us dirty looks at the bar. That's the kind of level I was on
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Jacob Martinez
@Jacob__Martinez
It's like everything you touch turns to gold! You're perfect twitter.com/jacob__martineβ¦
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Jacob Martinez
@Jacob__Martinez
Can't wait for people to start popping fireworks and for Moose to have a meltdown
Retweet of status by @TaylorWyattt
Jacob Martinez
@Jacob__Martinez
STOP DEFENDING RAPISTS twitter.com/usweekly/statuβ¦
Retweet of status by @katie_aileen
Jacob Martinez
@Jacob__Martinez
I live in a society where a man who raped a woman is punished with 3 mo. in jail, and the 2 presidential candidates are fighting on Twitter
Jacob Martinez
@Jacob__Martinez
Look what I just found @celestegaddy17 pic.twitter.com/CpKT3PzB9h
Jacob Martinez
@Jacob__Martinez
When @katie_aileen calls u the c-word in front of ur parents then apologizes for being profane
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Jacob Martinez
@Jacob__Martinez
Professor Dailey is the best professor I've ever had in college and she just had a perfect baby OMG pic.twitter.com/OHNhWCCS9l
Jacob Martinez
@Jacob__Martinez
@Jacob__Martinez @perks_ofa_penis Jacob you kill me
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Jacob Martinez
@Jacob__Martinez
I'll never be caught up on sleep
Jacob Martinez
@Jacob__Martinez
SUPER IMPORTANT --> Disney princesses, but as Peeps cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/β¦ pic.twitter.com/XfZE3iWZc2
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
