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Jacque
@Jacquemungai
Meeting someone new is so stressful,
You have to pretend like you have sense
You have to pretend like you have sense
Retweet of status by @madamkofo_
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Jacque
@Jacquemungai
You think ignoring me will hurt me?
I've been ignored by my own brain in an interview session & I didn't die
I've been ignored by my own brain in an interview session & I didn't die
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Jacque
@Jacquemungai
Periodic Reminder:
Be Intentional with your Actions and Interactions.
Be Intentional with your Actions and Interactions.
Retweet of status by @WanguiMuchiri_
Jacque
@Jacquemungai
Send me a pic is where a woman loses 79% interest in a man
Retweet of status by @mansooradams_
Jacque
@Jacquemungai
I think this only applies if you have a carβ¦β¦matatu hawes twitter.com/hormoanmonsterβ¦
Retweet of status by @gaitho_ken
Jacque
@Jacquemungai
Then coming to ask you, "Huyo alikuwa mwizi?" twitter.com/Tusk8rman/statβ¦
Retweet of status by @she_wambui
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Jacque
@Jacquemungai
Kenyan girls won't tell you you're handsome, They be like... "Unakaa tu kupenda madem"
Retweet of status by @BrandyKerubo
Jacque
@Jacquemungai
If Iβm buying a bra for 15k it had better suck my nipples
Retweet of status by @Jo_Kimoney
Jacque
@Jacquemungai
There's no biggest fake love out here like the one Black Americans give to Africans
Retweet of status by @mercybringel
Jacque
@Jacquemungai
Fantasia's When I See You still bangs
Retweet of status by @_omalicha__
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
