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JahHerbz
@JahHerbz
I'm not dating anyone unless I'm pretty much obsessed with them. I don't have time to waste on someone I just 'kinda' like.
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JahHerbz
@JahHerbz
Find you a girl who's cool with chilling in your tshirt, eating junk food, throwing her legs over you & watching movies all night.
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JahHerbz
@JahHerbz
Date a girl who's faithful, a tad crazy, stays home most weekends, and sends you random booty pics just to remind you what you got.
JahHerbz
@JahHerbz
Women love to lay on your chest when cuddling, ask if you've ever cheated on them & wait to see if your heart starts beating fast.
JahHerbz
@JahHerbz
God bless the homeless in the cold this winter
JahHerbz
@JahHerbz
I got 99 problems but I'm gonna take a nap and ignore them all
JahHerbz
@JahHerbz
Call me old fashioned, but I prefer women with eyebrows made out of hair.
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JahHerbz
@JahHerbz
Fellas.. If yo Chick turn her Head everytime a Nigga drive past like she knows him.. She ain't ready to stop being a Hoe yet!
JahHerbz
@JahHerbz
Fuck a bae, I need to get me a Cinnamon Apple.
JahHerbz
@JahHerbz
lurking on my twit will have u confused , u might think i'm single taken mad sad or happy , i just be tweeting honestly
JahHerbz
@JahHerbz
If a girl friendzones me, I'm swinging on her cuz she one of my homies now.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
