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"She's grim that girl, she has the longest arse I've ever seen. Got an arse like Route 66" @JakeDavisUK
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@JakeDavisUK
BAPPY BEASTER BEVERYBODY!
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Healthy eating is hard, might have to have a cheat year and reassess in the new year.
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@JakeDavisUK
It's horrible when you think you're friends with someone then you hear how they've bitched/slated you & you get mad & think fuck that prick
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@JakeDavisUK
Work has proper fucked me the last two days.
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@JakeDavisUK
I can't breathe twitter.com/AngelZ/status/β¦
Retweet of status by @WORLDSTARC0MEDY
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C U Next Tuesday!
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@DavidPlatt92 why did you tweet like a farmer just then?
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β@UKBanter: #ThingsBetterThanEngland Jerry and Kate McCann's parenting skills..β Oh wow
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I was getting the 3rd degree earlier for leaving the gym late, now Lucy's late picking me up #ohtheirony
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Arms won't stop twitching and its worrying me, I'm shaking like a shitting dog
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
