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Jake from State Farm
@JakeStateFarm
@McDonalds Good neighbors read all the comments π«Ά
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Jake from State Farm
@JakeStateFarm
Shoutout to the good neighbors who tell me the cookies are still good even if I forgot the baking soda #BakeryJakery
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Jake from State Farm
@JakeStateFarm
@NFL @PatrickMahomes My boy has so many more Ws ahead of him
Jake from State Farm
@JakeStateFarm
@McDonalds everything is gonna be ok, bud π«Ά
Jake from State Farm
@JakeStateFarm
FIRST TD FOR KC!! ALL CAPS CUZ IβM TOO HYPE RN #TEAMSTATEFARM
Jake from State Farm
@JakeStateFarm
It's always "what are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?" never "how are you doing, Jake from State Farm?"
Jake from State Farm
@JakeStateFarm
Confession time! Have y'all ever snuck a peek at your presents before they were wrapped?
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Jake from State Farm
@JakeStateFarm
I December. Basketball. Football. Hockey. Go sports!. β
Jake from State Farm
@JakeStateFarm
Alright Twitter, what's the tea today? pic.twitter.com/1SXLNcEHCX
Jake from State Farm
@JakeStateFarm
If you give out full size candy bars on Halloween, you're officially a good neighbor.
Jake from State Farm
@JakeStateFarm
Which Halloween costume are you rocking with? Lmk in the comments pic.twitter.com/AgZCAlgddL
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
