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Jake
@Jake_crabb
Suffolk Council changing the name of 'cat's eyes' to 'road studs' because some visitors think we are actually mutilating felines
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Jake
@Jake_crabb
If you find @jackjonestv funny please let me know so I can block you
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@Jake_crabb
I was telling people I was the king of southport last night and I can't remember why
Jake
@Jake_crabb
How did I miss this #LoveIsland twitter.com/megggrosex/staβ¦
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Jake
@Jake_crabb
This is the picture they've posted about meeting people halls Sorry but where is the zep echo falls nos canistersβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Jake
@Jake_crabb
Phone interview today
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@Jake_crabb
Absolutely knackered after today's gym
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@Jake_crabb
Getting an 'eat natural yoghurt and apricot bar' instead of a 'chicken and bacon mayo sub roll' has been the hardest part of my day so far
Jake
@Jake_crabb
When bae hasn't text in a while but comes round to surprise you with something special pic.twitter.com/0hDfaPyR7d
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Jake
@Jake_crabb
Wait for it.. This killed me pic.twitter.com/T3NtY6zOyU
Jake
@Jake_crabb
At least Goyle, a key character in the Harry potter series who has been in the films since day 1 has a dignified demise in the last film
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
