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James McEwan
@JamesHume7
Asked my bird 5/6 times what she wants for lunch, says it doesn't matter, then when I say what I want it's 'na, I don't want that' wummin
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James McEwan
@JamesHume7
Mum was speaking to a fireman, and got his number and he text her saying 'Here's a pic of my hose' and sent a dick pic
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James McEwan
@JamesHume7
James McEwan
@JamesHume7
Avengers age of ultron
James McEwan
@JamesHume7
County
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James McEwan
@JamesHume7
@AhaaShake_ hahaha! It's such a funny emoji
James McEwan
@JamesHume7
Buzzing to see Taken 3 with @_ashleighhhh_
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James McEwan
@JamesHume7
Rooney is awful for england
i am Batman
@JamesHume7
@_ashleighhhh_ I love your lockscreen
i am Batman
@JamesHume7
@_ashleighhhh_ hehe I'm sorry baba
i am Batman
@JamesHume7
@1992Right thanks!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
