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James Craig
@JamesToTheCraig
07 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote GIRL: I want a prince to sweep me off my feet ๐
[Prince Phillip crashes into her in a go kart covered in racist slogans & cigarette adverts]
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James Craig
@JamesToTheCraig
IM DONE pic.twitter.com/LXNlWXGv3T
Retweet of status by @TakingFiveHQ
03 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote IM DONE ๐๐ https://t.co/LXNlWXGv3T
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James Craig
@JamesToTheCraig
when u get served a wank meal at a restaurant & u keep cussing it to ya mate. Then when waiter asks u how ya meal is "yeah lovely pal"
Retweet of status by @NathanDawe
26 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote when u get served a wank meal at a restaurant & u keep cussing it to ya mate. Then when waiter asks u how ya meal is "yeah lovely pal" ๐๐๐
James Craig
@JamesToTheCraig
Well this is utterly delightful: a twitter moment full of cats.
โGet ready for a purr-fect Caturday โ
twitter.com/i/moments/8455โฆ
โGet ready for a purr-fect Caturday โ
twitter.com/i/moments/8455โฆ
Retweet of status by @CathPoucher
25 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Well this is utterly delightful: a twitter moment full of cats. ๐
โก๏ธ โGet ready for a purr-fect Caturday ๐๐พโ
https://t.co/3PUsYQZIBg
James Craig
@JamesToTheCraig
Whys everyone posting photos of their sisters today?
Retweet of status by @rhysjamesy
26 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Whys everyone posting photos of their sisters today? ๐
James Craig
@JamesToTheCraig
swipe up to see a cat fly pic.twitter.com/kFodcgagGh
Retweet of status by @tbhjuststop
14 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote swipe up to see a cat fly ๐ฑ https://t.co/kFodcgagGh
James Craig
@JamesToTheCraig
Just saw a hearse with a license plate that read "1 mo ride" literally dead with that pun
Retweet of status by @bernanaaa
04 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just saw a hearse with a license plate that read "1 mo ride" literally dead with that pun โฐ๏ธ
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James Craig
@JamesToTheCraig
Hate how serious everything seems over text, sarcasm n having a laugh is what I'm good at, I promise
Retweet of status by @harrissey
02 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Hate how serious everything seems over text, sarcasm n having a laugh is what I'm good at, I promise ๐
James Craig
@JamesToTheCraig
Please save this on your phone for if you're ever stuck in a rut, you can remind yourself pic.twitter.com/clCVZL1fBG
Retweet of status by @abigailrpurslow
16 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Please save this on your phone for if you're ever stuck in a rut, you can remind yourself โคโค https://t.co/clCVZL1fBG
James Craig
@JamesToTheCraig
DAVID BECKHAM'S COMMENTS pic.twitter.com/1EPWjF9ZWH
Retweet of status by @SoReIatable
24 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote DAVID BECKHAM'S COMMENTS ๐๐ https://t.co/1EPWjF9ZWH
James Craig
@JamesToTheCraig
"I don't want any black leisure-wear, I just don't need it"
Okay half asleep @JamesToTheCraig
Okay half asleep @JamesToTheCraig
Retweet of status by @Marthabinns
23 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote "I don't want any black leisure-wear, I just don't need it"
Okay half asleep @JamesToTheCraig ๐๐
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐