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Bijoux
@Jane_Aloud
Adele's album is coming. To open old wounds and shit
God
God
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Bijoux
@Jane_Aloud
You think she's undressing in your presence so you're ready to see her naked, only to realise there's more clothing pic.twitter.com/p2qlF4MqyQ
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Bijoux
@Jane_Aloud
The struggle to leave the bed when morning comes
Bijoux
@Jane_Aloud
When my mum puts bits of beef and tuna all up in the jollof so when ure eating its like a treasure hunt
Bijoux
@Jane_Aloud
When your panties decide to have anal sex with you
Bijoux
@Jane_Aloud
Lmfao"@mannie_ross: This particular one cracked me up so bad pic.twitter.com/itZKcs5RlK"
Retweet of status by @rasu_marry
Bijoux
@Jane_Aloud
this!! twitter.com/jane_aloud/staβ¦
Retweet of status by @happygreen78
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Bijoux
@Jane_Aloud
So u keep having random sex till you find love????
That's a horrible way to live!
That's a horrible way to live!
Bijoux
@Jane_Aloud
Nothing spells self love like being able to have a full on conversation with yourself, complete with highfives and inside jokes.
Bijoux
@Jane_Aloud
Shall we all pledge to never RT or lend "" to all these trailer jamming tweets? Its forcing people to be unnecessarily rude.
Shall we?
Shall we?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
