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Jarhead
@Jarhead44
Just ran over a bug mowing the lawn.
Per my Granddaughter, we had to stop and have a memorial. I'm okay with that.
Per my Granddaughter, we had to stop and have a memorial. I'm okay with that.
11 Aug 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just ran over a bug mowing the lawn.
Per my Granddaughter, we had to stop and have a memorial. I'm okay with that. β€οΈ
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Jarhead
@Jarhead44
if I text the fish sticks are ready
Retweet of status by @HushJared
14 Jul 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote if I text π the fish sticks are ready
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Jarhead
@Jarhead44
gee.. what outfit shall I wear to the living room today??
Retweet of status by @DoubleA33
24 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote gee.. what outfit shall I wear to the living room today?? π€
Jarhead
@Jarhead44
Well, it's official.
I'm finally allowed back into Canada in 2021.
*they hate me there
I'm finally allowed back into Canada in 2021.
*they hate me there
26 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Well, it's official.
I'm finally allowed back into Canada in 2021.
*they hate me there π
Jarhead πΊπΈ
@Jarhead44
Did she just get out of a relationship?
Fuck her as much as possible before she goes back to him
Fuck her as much as possible before she goes back to him
Retweet of status by @noneofyours99
18 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Did she just get out of a relationship?
Fuck her as much as possible before she goes back to him
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Jarhead πΊπΈ
@Jarhead44
I hope I get an βI Slutsβ shirt for Christmas this year.
Retweet of status by @_steamy_mac
04 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I hope I get an βI β€οΈ Slutsβ shirt for Christmas this year.
Jarhead πΊπΈ
@Jarhead44
Don't walkyourdogsonhotpavementyoudumbshit!!!
Retweet of status by @KayEmily2
25 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Don't ππ»walkππ»yourππ»dogsππ»onππ»hotππ»pavementππ»youππ»dumbππ»shit!!!
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Jarhead πΊπΈ
@Jarhead44
If all you tweet about is your tits, I'm fucking done with it.
I'll be back when you get creative.
I'll be back when you get creative.
27 Jun 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If all you tweet about is your tits, I'm fucking done with it.
I'll be back when you get creative. βοΈ
Jarhead πΊπΈ π¨βπ³
@Jarhead44
@tsm560 You're talking to @envydatropic aren't you
25 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @tsm560 You're talking to @envydatropic aren't you π¬
Jarhead πΊπΈ π¨βπ³
@Jarhead44
What do you mean that this isnβt real ?!?
Retweet of status by @PwrFulWmn
14 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote What do you mean that this π isnβt real ?!?
Jarhead πΊπΈ π¨βπ³
@Jarhead44
I sleep with a knife under my pillow just in case he wants to fuck
Retweet of status by @doll_partzz
05 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I sleep with a knife under my pillow just in case he wants to fuck π
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ