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Jarrett Bellini
@JarrettBellini
@RepMTG Hell, maybe some M1-A1s and patriot missiles.
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Jarrett Bellini
@JarrettBellini
@patriottakes I mean ... if we're being objective it's kinda funny.
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Jarrett Bellini
@JarrettBellini
BREAKING
Local man goes back to whatever the hell it was he was doing 15 months ago. pic.twitter.com/bl3Ft5NS4I
Local man goes back to whatever the hell it was he was doing 15 months ago. pic.twitter.com/bl3Ft5NS4I
Jarrett Bellini
@JarrettBellini
@StephenKing How do we know you're not the GHOST of Stephen King? We need photographic proof.
Jarrett Bellini
@JarrettBellini
Quality use of $276 million, California.
Jarrett Bellini
@JarrettBellini
Venmo right now:
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โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Jarrett Bellini
@JarrettBellini
I just referred to a headphone jack as a "music hole" and totally meant it.
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Jarrett Bellini
@JarrettBellini
@neiltyson That's why I tell my girlfriend she's my universe.
Jarrett Bellini
@JarrettBellini
@yashar I welcome this completely assured right wing vote split.
Jarrett Bellini
@JarrettBellini
So, does this Supreme Court decision mean God DOES bless Texas or DOES NOT bless Texas?
Jarrett Bellini
@JarrettBellini
@donlemon Could be hair dye.
Could be chocolate sauce.
I'm not here to judge.
Could be chocolate sauce.
I'm not here to judge.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
