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@JasStriedinger
I just choked twitter.com/mvtteblvck13/sβ¦
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Jas
@JasStriedinger
Staying off Twitter until I can finish watching the bachelor tomorrow but stfu anyway Raven can come marry me if he fucks up w/ her
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@JasStriedinger
Curved Austin sooo hard for so long when we first met bc he was so hairy I couldn't see his face but we're good now happy love no buns
Jas
@JasStriedinger
Always feel so anxious when I'm not w/ my bf and feel like I'm forgetting something but I just miss him lmao I'm sad
Jas
@JasStriedinger
Gotta change my diet up, this sluggish heavy feeling is no bueno
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@JasStriedinger
Naps always on my mind when I'm at work, but once I make it home it never happens
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@JasStriedinger
Never taking 3 days off at the gym again lmao
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Jas
@JasStriedinger
stop bashing parents for using a leash. these lil humans are way too fast; within a sec BOOM they're gone. better safe than sorry.
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@JasStriedinger
LOOK HOW HAPPY THIS DOG IS AFTER THEY PUT ON HIS PROSTHETIC LEGS pic.twitter.com/QGJjURwahJ
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@JasStriedinger
"When you leave the baby alone with dad" pic.twitter.com/0Xaa0Yq0b2
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
