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jasmine.
@Jasmine_Lenee
Me: Are you done?
Gf: I was born done.
Me:
Gf: Fully done. And jaundice.
Gf: I was born done.
Me:
Gf: Fully done. And jaundice.
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jasmine.
@Jasmine_Lenee
@cheeringuy100 I swear I canβt keep up with the changes, thatβs ridiculous tho
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jasmine.
@Jasmine_Lenee
Haters will say it's fake pic.twitter.com/3ZCrC7SAce
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jasmine.
@Jasmine_Lenee
I feel on top of the world rn
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jasmine.
@Jasmine_Lenee
#MyMomAlwaysToldMe donβt raise your voice, improve your argument.
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jasmine.
@Jasmine_Lenee
Anytime I forget someone's name I ask them how to spell it so I can get it
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jasmine.
@Jasmine_Lenee
Happy #WorldElephantDay
Our beautiful elephant girls always loved a nice brush ... #flashback pic.twitter.com/owYku8kZtz
Our beautiful elephant girls always loved a nice brush ... #flashback pic.twitter.com/owYku8kZtz
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jasmine.
@Jasmine_Lenee
#IfEverybodyWasNamedSteve Siri would explode the first time someone requested directions to Steve's house.
jasmine.
@Jasmine_Lenee
hmm I'm pretty sure she still a successful woman lol NEXT twitter.com/victorfreze/stβ¦
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jasmine.
@Jasmine_Lenee
@alxsongz She won't care about him seeing her walk as long as he left her the house
jasmine.
@Jasmine_Lenee
@KennedyPruitt But I can't try on anything online
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
